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Episode 99: Elizabethtown

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Pop in a mix CD and don’t miss 60B — we’re taking a road trip to Elizabethtown! In this episode, we outline all the movies this could have been instead of the one that it is, Wesleigh does some math that blows Katie’s mind, we make a lot of food analogies, and get a long-awaited Jude Law Hair Update!

Show Notes

IMDb: Elizabethtown (2005)
Rotten Tomatoes: 29%
Rated: PG-13

Park and Rec: Captain Marvel, The Year of the Dog, The King’s Speech
the last Blockbuster in America
The Captain Marvel cat on set
Dinosaur World
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry engaged
Podfest Midwest

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 4 Tatums

Katie: 3 Tatums

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 97: Isn't It Romantic

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We’re back after a brief hiatus to chat about the delightful new Rebel Wilson anti-romcom, Isn’t It Romantic! In this episode we discuss rising ice cream prices, plot romantic comedies for our Enneagram types, Katie pitches a new reality dating show and we’re really excited for the special features when this movie comes out on DVD.

Show Notes

IMDb: Isn’t It Romantic (2019)
Rotten Tomatoes: 69%
Rated: PG-13

not sponsored by Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams
Park and Rec: Abducted in Plain Sight
Adam Devine
Horror 101 at the Gateway
Podfest Midwest - August 22-25

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 9 Tatums
Katie: 9 Tatums

Shows/Movies Mentioned

  • The Big Sick

  • The Amazing Race

  • Dating in the Dark

  • Friends

  • Sex in the City

  • 24

  • Law and Order: SVU

  • The Simpsons

  • Family Guy

  • Whiskey Cavalier

  • Westworld

  • The Good Place

  • Aladdin

  • Frozen 2

  • Frozen

  • Pretty Woman

  • Trainwreck

  • I Feel Pretty

  • Penelope

  • Insatiable

  • Hustle

  • Long Shot

  • Knocked Up

Episode 95: G.I. Joe: Retalliation

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We hit a lull in the Tatumverse as we return to the G.I. Joe franchise, a thing we still don’t understand the existence of (Bruce Willis shows up? There is a gun montage? Half of it takes place in Tokyo?). In this episode, Wesleigh shares a cat-related life hack, we reveal what the first movie we each watched in 2019 was, and Katie becomes a socialist.

Show Notes

IMDb: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Rotten Tomatoes: 29%
Rated: PG-13

Strong Bad
Park and Recs: Temptation Island, The Bachelor, FYRE (Netflix), The Good Place, The Masked Singer
Seth Rogen / Lonely Island Fyre Festival movie

Josh at Fyre Fest:

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Jasper Fforde
Lumberjanes
Patty Jenkins (Sally is a different person!)
Not sponsored by Pretty Litter

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 1 Tatum
Katie: 1 Mostly Dead Tatum

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 87: The Green Hornet

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For the second week of Wesleigh’s birthday month, we’re watching The Green Hornet, another movie she loves that Cameron Diaz happens to be in. In this episode, we debut Grilled Cheese Corner, Katie googles photos of young Christoph Waltz, and Wesleigh pitches a new film based on a classic episode of Batman with Adam West.

Show Notes

IMDb: The Green Hornet (2011)
Rotten Tomatoes: 44%
Rated: PG-13

Cranberry jello salad
@70s_party
Pioneer Woman’s Favorite Sandwich
Burnt chicken nugget vine:

Park and Rec: Man in the Moon, Jim & Andy, Kidding
Pinky Pinkerton:

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 5 Tatums
Katie: 4 Tatums

Shows/Movies Mentioned

  • The Dark Knight

  • Stranger Things

  • The Green Hornet (tv show)

  • Batman (tv show)

  • Downsizing

  • Spectre

  • Honey I Shrunk the Kids

  • Big Eyes

  • Inglorious Bastards

  • Water for Elephants

  • Django Unchained

  • The Muppet Movie

  • Carnage

  • The Lobster

  • Walk Hard

  • Chicago

  • Powerpuff Girls

Episode 81: Venom

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Your hosts braved opening weekend theaters to see the new Marvel movie, Venom! In this episode, we get a 5 minute Tallulah update, our friends share their Hot Takes on the film, Wesleigh rants about the typography of the MCU, and we bring back our new dream sequence segment where we rewrite this movie into a romcom. #MagicMikeByChristmas

Show Notes

IMDb: Venom (2018)
Rotten Tomatoes: 30%
Rated: PG-13

Park and Rec: The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood, Suspiria (1977), The Good Place, Sierra Burgess is a Loser
Photo from Wesleigh’s mom’s copy of The Handmaid’s Tale:

 
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Jameela Jamil on Twitter
Jameela in her PJs on TV:

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The JV Club interview with Jameela
RizMC
The Hamilton Mixtape / Immigrants:

Matt Bellassai’s pineapple on pizza video:

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 4 Tatums or Hardys
Katie: 3 Tom Hardys

Shows/Movies Mentioned

  • Suspiria (2018)

  • Call Me By Your Name

  • To All the Boys I Loved Before

  • Stranger Things

  • Table 19

  • Runaway Bride

  • Baby’s Day Out

  • Pretty Woman

  • The Princess Bride

  • The Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

  • The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

  • Black Panther

  • The Meg

  • I Feel Pretty

  • The Greatest Showman

  • Gone Girl

  • Enough

  • Closed Circuit

  • The Night Of

  • The Fast and the Furious

  • Drive

  • Transformers

  • Dexter

  • Incredibles 2

  • The Dark Knight Rises

  • Mean Girls

Episode 80: The Vow

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We’re finally hitting a stride of good Tatumverse movies! This week we watch The Vow, the origin of the infamous pizza cat gif. In this episode, Wesleigh draws the line at eating bugs, we debut a new dream sequence feature, Tallulah the Cat makes her first audio appearance, and Katie shares an…unconventional impression.

Show Notes

IMDb: The Vow (2012)
Rotten Tomatoes: 31%
Rated: PG-13

Aladdin “don’t you dare close your eyes”
Harvest Crisps
Hippeas
Park and Rec: Insecure, The Good Place
Gateway Film Center
Amanda’s Picture Show a Go Go
Book the movie is based on: The Vow
Pictures of You by The Cure:

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 8 1/2
Katie: 8 3/4

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 75: The Eagle

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We travel back in time to 120 AD to visit Roman Soldier Channing in the next Tatumverse film, The Eagle, which is…not great. We talk a lot about Katie’s tip to see Hamilton instead. In this episode, we hear all about Katie’s birthday shenanigans, Wesleigh recounts the similarities between The Shape of Water and Paddington, and we have a surprise special guest. #MagicMikeByChristmas

Show Notes

IMDb: The Eagle (2011)
Rotten Tomatoes: 39%
Rated: PG-13

Marcella’s
The Palace Theater in Columbus, Ohio
Playhouse Square in Cleveland, Ohio
Burr: Nick Walker
Park and Rec: Paddington and Paddington 2, Bachelor in Paradise, Insatiable

Shape of Water vs. Paddington:

  • creature brought to civilized world

  • Sally Hawkins rescues it

  • villains

  • flooding of the bathroom

  • cleaning ladies pushing a cart

Insatiable “Miss Magic Jesus Pageant” musical number:

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How many tatums?

Wesleigh: 1 Tatums
Katie: 0.5 Tatums

 

Shows/Movies Mentioned

 

Episode 73: LOTR: The Two Towers

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We’re continuing Katie’s birthday with this year’s LOTR installation! Her cousin Kate joins us again to fangirl over franchise details and ideas for recasting. In this episode, Katie gives us our final Bachelorette update, Wesleigh realizes Wales is probably nothing like she imagines, and there is a special appearance by noisy cat Matilda.

Show Notes

IMDb: LOTR: The Two Towers (2002)
Rotten Tomatoes: 95%
Rated: PG-13

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Meet our guest, Kate!

Kate is Katie's cousin and longtime fellow fangirl of Lord of the Rings. You can follow her on Instagram at @katiemadesthings and on Twitter at @CosmetologyKate

 

Park and Rec: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Good Place
The Good Place Podcast
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Early Riser by Jasper Fforde
Eric Carle
Karl Urban, the guy in every franchise
J. R. R. Tolkien
The Bachelor: Middle Earth
Overdue
Billy Boyd’s band, Beecake

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How Many Tatums?

Wesleigh: 4 Tatums
Katie: 9 Tatums
Kate: 9 Tatums (1 for each fellowship member)

 

Shows/Movies Mentioned

  • Hamilton
  • Mean Girls
  • Mean Girls: The Musical
  • Inception
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • The Revenant
  • Star Trek
  • Thor: Ragnarok
  • Judge Dredd
  • Spider-Man (2002)
  • Wild Things with Dominic Monahan
  • Stranger Things
  • The Goonies
  • Rudy
  • 24
  • 50 First Dates